Top 5 Hypothetical Career Choices

Sure, you're probably fed up with the lists.  However, they are a riot to write, so we're just going to keep making them.  This is a list of those careers that everybody wants to have, but few have the courage or skill set to actually take up.  Enjoy!

5. Astronaut
At one point in our lives, before the crippling fear of heights set in, we've always wanted to go into outer space.  However, you have to be athletic, not to mention smart, in order to venture into the final frontier.  That certainly takes us out of the running...
If Barbie dolls have taught us anything, it's that one day we too could become a supermodel astronaut.

4. Rock Star
Who would not want to be on stage in front of thousands of adoring fans screaming your name?  Well.... shy people.  But the pure hero-worship associated with being a rock star is quite enough to justify putting in the time to master an instrument.  If only we could play the triangle or the kazoo...
Check out School of Rock by the way for one of the funnier movies of 2000s.

3. Vampire Slayer
She alone will fight against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.  She is.... the slayer.  As dramatic and horrible as life can be for Buffy Summers, her gig is pretty sweet.  It would be really awesome to actually be able fit into those tight leather pants as well.  Has there ever been a chubby slayer?  Probably not...  although in the most recent season of Buffy comics there has been a gay male slayer, so a chubby one really wouldn't be so much of a stretch.

2. Pirate
Maybe it's just that Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are so darn pretty, but the life of a pirate is one of the top "hypothetical career choices" that so an youngin's choose.  So, shiver me timbers matey and let's set sail!  Or something like that....



1. Ninja
Silent.  Cunning.  Deadly.  Determined.  Covert.  Stealthy.  Sexy.  This one kind of explains itself.