1. You shall have no other gods before Joss Whedon.
2. Thou shalt feel welcome to create a carved image, or any likeness of anything that could be considered nerdy.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Chuck Norris in vain, for the Chuck will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
4. Remember the premier date of your favorite show, and keep yourself unoccupied during that day so as not to miss such important events.
5. Honor thy mother and father, for without them who will purchase your games?
6. You shall not murder those not zombies.
7. Thou shalt not commit nerdish adultery by watching such shows as “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
8. Thou shalt not steal the creative ideas of other nerds.
9. Thou shall not not illegally download videos.
10. Though shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Minecraft house, nor your neighbor’s Sim wife, or his iPod, or his Buffy the Vampire Slayer collection, or anything that is your neighbor’s.
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